November 1, 2002

 

Привиет Фсе (Hi All),

 

Happy Halloween!  I know it’s a day late, but hey, its Halloween back in the states right now, so technically, I’m ok.  They don’t celebrate Halloween over here as a rule, but my school does have an annual party, and it was pretty impressive.  They had about 75 kids in a large assembly room, impressively decorated with scary stuff, carved pumpkins, the works.  A couple teachers (my counterpart and my Russian tutor) were dressed as witches, and they had a few skits that some students put on.  Afterwards, we went out to the basketball court to burn a scarecrow ghost.  All good pagan stuff.  Oh, and they had relay races that I told them about, one where you put on a bunch of clothes, run a bit, then a teammate has to put them on and run back, anyone remember that one?  One scary game I taught them was “dizzy bat”.  This is where you place your nose on the end of a bat and spin around ten times, then try to run to your teammates.  If you’ve never done this, its freaky, your mind turns the world on a 90 degree angle, and you are clawing at the ground for fear of falling off the earth.  When I saw they were going to play this game, I freaked, because the bonfire was still burning, right in the path of the game.  Turns out they altered the game, only spinning around the bats once, so, whew.  I wouldn’t want to be responsible for burning children, afraid of falling off the earth.  Man, what a way to go, eh?

 

What an incredibly morbid thought, it must be Halloween…

 

So last night was the weekly Andrew and Megan Radio Show, and we had a surprise caller, Megan’s folks.  It’s the second time her father called, but this time, both of her parents talked.  Megan was pretty jazzed.  Personally, I think they sounded pretty proud of her, which they should be, as she’s really mastered this place, and her Russian is almost perfect (I try to help her when I have time J )

 

My job at Pragma is finally up and running.  The PC has never worked with a for-profit company before, so this is a groundbreaking situation.  I just performed my first assessment of a client, a “customs broker”.  Basically, this company acts as a middleman to facilitate getting customs paperwork done for import/export.  Kazakhstan is dead last in the world in terms of bureaucratic administrivia.  The conversation was interesting.  The director of the company said her most pressing problem was the corruption in the customs department.  Apparently, it is regular policy for customs agents to require bribes to get paperwork done, and if you don’t pay, there are massive delays in processing.  She’s trying to run an ethical company, so she’s getting beat up by competition that is not so ethical.  Can you imagine doing business consulting in the States where you define a strategy to combat corruption? 

 

Speaking of corruption, I was just chatting with my friend Jay, a Colorado boy who runs the Pragma office here.  He was saying he heard that if you get asked for identification, you should actually have a 200 tenge bill tucked neatly inside your passport when you hand it to the guy, and things’ll go smoothly.  Craziness, eh?

 

One last quick corruption story for this entry.  There’s a guy here we call Big Eric (there are two Erics here, one small, one large).  Big Eric came to Kaz about eight years ago as a missionary, then branched off into business.  He started this Chamber of Commerce/411-ish services called “055”.  Basically, you dial 055 and you get an information service to find local businesses who signed up to be listed.  He also prints a guide as well.  Anyway, Eric has had an ongoing battle with the local tax officials, which has, unfortunately, culminated in him being placed under house arrest last week.  It’s a very long story, but basically, he refused to pay a small “stipend” to ensure he could travel at will, and he attempted to, well, make a run for the Russian border.  Obviously, he was unsuccessful in that mission.  At the moment, I understand he is hanging out at his house with his own personal policeman until this issue gets resolved.  We’re not too concerned, though, as a couple nights ago, Eric and his new armed roommate apparently shared a bottle of vodka.  Plus, he’s playing the “detainee” sympathy card, so Megan’s bringing him tons of snacks.  I’m actually thinking of going the same route J.

 

Later,

Andrew